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No Substitutes

Written By: Don Zolidis
Length: 30-35 minutes
Cast Size: 8-25+ actors (suggested casting: 16 any)
Genre: Comedy
Synopsis:
It's usually a pretty low-key day when you get a substitute teacher, but not so for Miss Florence's class. The "cool" assistant principal is using them as guinea pigs to try out a series of new prospective subs, from a wannabe inspirational teacher, to a conspiracy theorist, to a border collie. It's almost enough to make you want to quietly finish your work!  You never know who's going to sho...Read More

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Product specification details
Genre Comedy
Length Type One-Act
Theme School Life
Cast Size 8-25+ actors (suggested casting: 16 any)
Approx. Running Time 30-35 minutes

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It's usually a pretty low-key day when you get a substitute teacher, but not so for Miss Florence's class. The "cool" assistant principal is using them as guinea pigs to try out a series of new prospective subs, from a wannabe inspirational teacher, to a conspiracy theorist, to a border collie. It's almost enough to make you want to quietly finish your work!  You never know who's going to show up next in this outrageous comedy full of larger-than-life characters.